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Monday, Apr 23

A Brooklyn mail carrier who stashed 17,000 pieces of undelivered mail said he had been
“overwhelmed” with the workload but “made sure to deliver the important mail.”
  ***   Everything with a

Coca-Cola announced a program to make it easier and more convenient to recycle its bottles and
  ***  They’re going to put a recycling bin in the Oval Office.

On this date in history:  Apr 23, 1959 – "Destry Rides Again" opens at Imperial Theater in NYC for 472
 ***  It was a somewhat unimaginative effort to capitalize on the successful original play, “Destry

On this date in history:  Apr 23, 1977 – Dr. Allen Bussey completes 20,302 yo-yo loops.  ***  Meanwhile, his
patients were piling up in the waiting room.

On this date in history:  Apr 23, 1991 – The USSR grants republics the right to secede under certain
conditions.  ***
  First condition: Hell freezes over.
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