High Impact Humor -- Speech Writing

Order Form
(Complete and submit this form to order your speech)
Note:  Do not submit this form until you have submitted
a Request For Quote and received a Quote in response.
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    Sections A-D Were On  Your "Request For Quote" Form  (No Need To Repeat)
    Section G:  Supplying Pre-Existing Speech (If Applicable)
Note:  If you are requesting humor to be integrated into a speech you have already
written, you must e-mail the speech to SpeechServices@HighImpactHumor.com
Minor changes to original speech OK to help integrate humor
Major changes to original speech OK to help integrate humor
Note:  Most of fields in this section are optional.  However, filling in as many of
them as you can will help make the humor more effective and more on-target.
    Joke Topics -- Additional Information (If you are ordering stand-alone jokes)
(Jokes will be funnier if the
topics are as specific as
possible-- "missed putt on
18th hole" is better than "golf")
    Person Being Honored or Introduced (If applicable)
(Invented a new product,
wrote a book, etc.)
(Society of Automotive
Engineers, NRA, etc.)
(Model trains, stamp
collecting, gardening, etc.)
(Staff meetings, performance
reviews, project reviews, etc.)
(Football, baseball--Detroit
Tigers, etc.)
(Tennis, golf, running, etc.)
(Sports, charity, family,
animals, etc.)
    Additional Background on Honoree for Roast  (If applicable)
(Tall, bald, heavy, old, young,
(Scratching nose, tapping
foot, falling asleep at
meetings, etc.)
(Kiss my foot!  For crying out
loud! etc.)
(Spilled coffee on president,
deleted critical computer file,
(Introduced new product that
flopped, negotiated bad
contract, etc.)
(President of competing
company, another
department head, etc.)
Note: You must submit payment via PayPal before your order will be processed.  You can access
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    Section E:  Request For Quote Number
* Quote Number
(This was provided on the quote sent to you)
    Section F:  Additional Contact Information
* Street Address Line 1
Street Address Line 2
* City
* State
* Zip Code
Speech e-mailed to us?
(Check box to confirm that you have sent speech)
Please don't make any changes to original speech
OK to modify speech?
    Section H:  Background Information
    Event -- Additional Information
Describe the event
Topics for jokes
(Friends, co-workers,
Audience composition
Children present?
    Person Delivering Speech, Introduction, or Roast
Relation to Honoree
Major accomplishments
Organization memberships, offices
Routine business activities
Favorite sports & teams (watching)
Favorite sports (participating)
Spouse's name
Physical characteristics
Unique behaviorisms
Favorite phrases & expressions
Embarrassing accidents
Big mistakes
Military background
Strong political leanings
Strong religious leanings
Prior jobs, positions, titles
    Section I: Additional Information
All other comments
    Section J:  Submit This Order Now