| High Impact Humor -- Bill's Pills Bill's Pills Corporate Gift Program |
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| "Bill’s Pills Corporate Gift Program" e-mails clean, topical jokes to your clients and customers every day for an entire year. This program is an extension of the successful "Bill's Pills for Radio/TV," which continues to provide jokes to major radio and TV personalities. |
| Great For Your Clients |
| Example |
| Great For You |
| A Terrific Way to Start the Day! Your clients will appreciate the opportunity to start their day with a healthy dose of humor. Bill’s Pills will be e-mailed in the evening and will be waiting to greet your clients (or patients or customers) as soon as they access their e-mail in the morning. |
| Daily Contact! With Bill’s Pills, you get your name, logo and contact info in front of clients, patients and targeted customers every weekday for an entire year. |
| Generate Goodwill! Your clients will not only appreciate the jokes, but they will also recognize that the e-mail is a gift from you and that you are helping them start their day on a bright note. Your name will be associated with a “feel good” message. |
| Fresh, Clean Jokes! There are three brief jokes in each e-mail. They are written daily and are on topics taken from the news in the past 24 hours. The jokes are clean and non-offensive. |
| Easily Readable! The jokes are displayed as soon as the user opens the e-mail. No attachments, no links, no hassle. |
| 100 Customers! You can have up to 100 customers included on the mailing list for the base price. If you don’t have the entire list at the beginning, you can add names at any time throughout your subscription year. |
| No Advertising! For your client, receiving Bill’s Pills will be pure enjoyment. No advertisements, no commercial messages. |
| Great Price! This package is only $499. For a mere 2 cents per contact you get...
Slightly incremental rates are available for gift packages with hundreds--even thousands-- of recipients. |
| No Burden! Since the sender and subject of the e-mail is readily identifiable, your client will be able to simply delete the e-mails on days when there just isn’t time to read them. Additionally, there is a “de-subscribe” option included in every e-mail. |
Monday, October 3, 2005
At the Manila airport in the Philippines, a passenger jet
was deplaned and delayed for 13 hours while airline
personnel unsuccessfully tried to find and trap a mouse that
had been seen scampering across the aisle. As the plane
finally took off, the pilot came on the intercom and said, "Good
evening. This is your captain squeaking."
There are rumors that Warren Beatty may run against
Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California. This will
be the first gubernatorial election ever supervised by the Screen
Actors Guild.
Donald Trump has announced his wife is pregnant.
Donald has four children from previous marriages, but this
will be the first child for his wife. Yeah, but is that any reason
for him to go around calling her "The Apprentice"?
Have a great day!
Your prescription has been filled courtesy of...
Your
Logo
Here
Your Name Here
Your phone number * Link to your e-mail * Link to your website
At the Manila airport in the Philippines, a passenger jet
was deplaned and delayed for 13 hours while airline
personnel unsuccessfully tried to find and trap a mouse that
had been seen scampering across the aisle. As the plane
finally took off, the pilot came on the intercom and said, "Good
evening. This is your captain squeaking."
There are rumors that Warren Beatty may run against
Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California. This will
be the first gubernatorial election ever supervised by the Screen
Actors Guild.
Donald Trump has announced his wife is pregnant.
Donald has four children from previous marriages, but this
will be the first child for his wife. Yeah, but is that any reason
for him to go around calling her "The Apprentice"?
Have a great day!
Your prescription has been filled courtesy of...
Your
Logo
Here
Your Name Here
Your phone number * Link to your e-mail * Link to your website
Effective for the treatment of Dosage: 3 capsules per day
depression and anxiety caused
by reading the daily news Warning: May be addictive!
depression and anxiety caused
by reading the daily news Warning: May be addictive!
Here is an example of the e-mail that
will greet your clients each weekday:
will greet your clients each weekday:
