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Tuesday, Nov 21

A man in Hampton, Virginia had his thumb bitten off while trying to fight off a carjacker.
  ***  You know
you’re having a bad day when someone steals your car and then you can’t even hitchhike home.

Walmart plans to compete against online companies like Amazon by hosting 20,000 holiday parties at
its Superstores across the country.
 ***  The dress code will be “Walmart formal”:  Black sweatpants and high-
heeled flip-flops.

On this date in history:  Nov 20, 1794 – Honolulu Harbor is discovered.   ***  As expected, they found it
right there, in Honolulu.

On this date in history:  Nov 20, 1871 – Emilio Onra becomes the first human cannonball.  ***   It wasn’t
easy to find a man of his caliber.

On this date in history:  Nov 20, 1877 – Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention, the
phonograph.  ***
 Always a jokester, whenever people asked to see his “talking machine,” he would introduce his
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