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Friday, Mar 16
President Trump recently flew to California, where he evaluated proposed border walls and pointed
out that it’s important to prevent undesirables from climbing to the top. *** Wait—are we talking border
security or election reform?
It’s been revealed that Bravo network is requiring the cast of its steamy reality shows to sign an “STD
contract” and not hold Bravo responsible if they get a sexually transmitted disease. *** The network
doesn’t want to be deterred in its pursuit of STR – Sexually Transmitted Ratings.
On this date in history: Mar 16, 1970 – The “New English Bible” is published. *** Apparently now both
Testaments are New.
On this date in history: Mar 16, 1830 – London's police force is re-organized and is referred to as
“Scotland Yard.” *** If England was on the metric system, would it have been “Scotland Meter”?
On this date in history: Mar 16, 1994 – Ice skater Tonya Harding pleads guilty to her role in the felony
attack on Nancy Kerrigan. *** The attack was Tonya’s first step in a successful 20 year plan to get a movie
made about herself.
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