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Wednesday, Jan 17
McDonald’s has announced that by 2025 it will use renewable, recyclable or certified materials in all of
its packaging. *** To reduce the environmental impact even further, people ordering fries will be asked to hold
out their hands.
General Motors has just unveiled a new vehicle for the future—a self-driving Chevy Bolt that doesn’t
have a steering wheel. *** However, there’s still a big steering column protruding from the dash because they
need something to hold the horn button.
On this date in history: Jan 17, 1861 – Thomas Crapper patents the flush toilet. *** Although in the
patent application it was referred to as a “goldfish disposal system.”
On this date in history: Jan 17, 1976 – "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow hits #1. *** Its success
immediately led to a second song: “I Cash the Checks.”
On this date in history: Jan 17, 1984 – The Supreme Court rules that private use of home VCRs to
record TV programs does not violate federal copyright law. *** Thank goodness. There’s nothing worse
than a law-breaking couch potato.
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